Thursday, January 29, 2009

The Nigga Church - a Pictorial Tribute to Coonin' for Jesus



SIGH. Sometimes I literally have to pinch myself just to make sure that I am not trapped in some sort of astral projection mode. Unfortuantely, when I do the pinching the sensory cells on my skin fire the messages back to my brain to confirm that I am not dreaming. What I am witnessing with my own two eyes is indeed reality. It may be utter foolishness and nigga behavior raised to a google power, but this is no act.

Below you will find pictures of the fallen prophetess and new face of marketing domestic violence as a way to sell her poorly written self help books that haven't been much of a help to her.

I honestly thought this was a drag queen for a brief moment. The fact that Essence Magazine publishes stuff about this woman... these pictures included, solidifies my belief that its existence is to undermine the aesthetic and image of black women. Chitlin' EATIN' Negress, Juanita Bynum though it was necessary to take these god awful pictures as a way to memorialize her 50th birthday AND show her wife beating ex-husband how great of good thing he missed out on.

My personal favorite out of these few pics of ridiculousness is Juanita's interpretation of Black She-Ra! I can hear her saying now, "By the Power of Grayskull!!! I Have the Power!!!" "Now come forth Swiftwind, my trusty steed and help me cut this cake!!!"
You dummies who support her as a minister are deserving of having all your cash separated from you as this phenomenon is common for people who are fools.

Enjoy!!!

I am She-Charlatan, Defender of Confusion, Purveyor of Lies and Deciet! All will bow before me OR I am going to cut myself a very large piece of cake!






You may view the rest of the foolishness here.




9 comments:

thegayte-keeper said...

LORD THE SHAME...

jazine said...

I never understood why black women support this woman. I don't get what the hook is. Yes, she was a victim of domestic violence, but wasn't she the same woman who covered up her ex-husband's physical abuse to another black woman church member? I know two ex-members made the allegation, don't know if it's true, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was.

BLKSeaGoat said...

Jazine,

I'll be presenting my thoughts on why black people support the foolishness of the Nigga Church.
Much of it has to do with some deep-seated, undiagnosed mental, personality, and emotional disorders.

Curious said...

So, I don't really understand. Was she getting married again and she she chased off the husband, or was she going dragon slaying? What are these pictures about?

DJ Black Adam said...

Utterly Amazing. People want entertainment and foolishnes, The Gospel of the Kingdom of God isn't even a footnote to these people and their fans...

finallyko said...

Yes, Ms Juanita has bamboozled a lot of folks with her foolishness. Beyond gospel music, which I love, I can't support religious entertainment.

Jimmy said...

So weird?

Woman in Transition said...

Hey, Shane! Long time, no read. I've purposely been MIA from reading any blogs, but I promise to troll your blog more often in this year.

Now, regarding this post: *choke* I gotta go throw up.... Talk to you later.

D.J. said...

Good Lord in the morning I thought that was a drag queen too.